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18:04 14 March 2025254227

shimmervee:

statelywingmanor:

shimmervee:

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

  
18:02 14 March 202596604

cute-catts:

kitty car 🐱

  
17:52 14 March 2025107647

amphibulous:

tiktoksgay:

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17:15 17 February 202585805

roach-works:

anarchopuppy:

soloyoyquienmas:

capesandshapes:

As Elon Musk cements his place in history as a fascist tech overlord and the rest of the world looks at us in horror, I really do want to reiterate what I feel will be lost to the history books

Nearly everyone in america has thought and continues to think that Elon is very cringe.

Despite not being a USA citizen, everyon has… no, MUST remember that the billionare Elon Musk has such a tiny, pathetic and childish ego, that he had the need to lie about being a hardcore epic gamer in Path of Exile 2, only to be caught red-handed as the hilarious sham that he is, and ban everyone who exposed him.

the doge meme is from 2013. its easy for dates in history books to get kinda blurry and to just print something like “the department of government efficiency was named after a popular meme at the time”, but i think its important to record that musk named the agency that is illegally seizing our government after a joke so outdated that the dog in the picture has since died of old age

he is regularly denounced by his adult and teenage children, who either block him online or are blocked by him. speaking of which, he posted weirdly sexual content while roleplaying as his own infant son.

accounts praising him are regularly discovered to be his sockpuppets. he blocks or threatens legal actions against those who expose his fake accounts. despite this, it happens every couple months.

he either paid his ex-wife to lie that he was good at videogames, or used her account himself to do so. she immediately followed up the lie with a separate tweet that just said ‘sigh.’

he is a deeply pathetic man.

  
17:13 17 February 202540115

egberts:

wyomingengland:

animentality:

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Fish. Cheese. Gossip. Whores. War. The five nations lived in harmony, until one day, the war nation attacked. Unsurprisingly.

okay I’m sorry but I just have to say you are forgetting about fear, basically the most classic thing you can monger

  
17:11 17 February 202566933

cyber-corp:

socialmaya:

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19:37 4 February 202552433

existennialmemes:

existennialmemes:

Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we’re dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights.

If politicians can take or distribute them, then they’re not “inalienable” and they’re not “rights.”

We don’t have inalienable rights we have conditional privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reins.

And if we want to have actual rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with.

The conditions of your birth largely determine how many privileges are divvied out to you, but the needle moves back and forth every few years, giving and taking away rights that no person should have the power to give or take.

  
18:30 21 January 2025350

bonyfish:

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Here are a few samples of my work:

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  • Kissing!
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  • Existing/established characters (commission me for your FFXIV WoL/NPC ships; I will jump for joy!)
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  • Portraits/real people
  • Explicit/adult subjects

Will Draw, But It’ll Cost Extra

  • Elaborate creature designs
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Will Draw Reluctantly But You’d Probably Be Happier Trying Someone Else

  • Detailed machinery
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17:57 8 January 202551415

marcitlali:

lakevida:

flanneldragon:

can you imagine plants on land in the precambrian like aw fuck yeah fish cant even eat us anymore this owns and then tictilak shows up

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Fuck y’all

  
17:39 8 January 202594974

anarqueeen:

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.